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Stool Sample Records (USA)

Single (7")

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STOOL SAMPLE
0630546700715
MENTORS - OBLIVION TRAIN

Repressing of 350 copies on black vinyl in a picture sleeve. Two songs from 1978, when the band was still in Seattle, and before they had signed to either Mystic or Death Records. Just unearthed!

TRACKLISTING:  01. OBLIVION TRAIN (2:28) 02. CORNSHUCKER (2:55)
7"
Punk
11/17/2009
   6.00
USD

LP (Album)

SS 4

STOOL SAMPLE
0810017648122
EL DUCE (MENTORS) - 1985

Stool Sample Records has released the demo sessions for the Mentors' albums Up the Dose and To the Max. These sessions are called El Duce-1985. These rare and unheard recordings featuring twelve songs all in their original form, including the classics: "White Trash Woman", "Up the Dose", and "Midnight Mistress". The recordings were tracked in the Redondo Beach apartment of Mentors bassist Dr. Heathen Scum (Steve Broy). The lyrical genius of El Duce is on full display during these recordings. "This is El Duce in full, uncensored flight," says Broy. With the likes of the late, great Frank Zappa, the Mentors are largely responsible for the "Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics" label we've all become so accustomed. With such classic rockers as "Herpes 2," "Free Fix," and "Clap Queen", who can blame Tipper Gore for her outrage? If you are not Tipper - you're going to love it! First pressing limited to 500 copies on colored vinyl.

TRACKLISTING:  01. GROSS GUY 02. WHITE TRASH WOMAN 03. NO SHAME IN WHAT WE ARE DOING 04. UP THE DOSE 05. DESERT SONG 06. TIME TO CHANGE POSITIONS DISC #2: 01. NIGHT MISTRESS 02. THREE SECOND MAN 03. GOOD RIDDANCE 04. FAT WOMAN IN THE ELEVATOR 05. BIG BOSS DADDY MAN 06. FRESH AND CLEAN
LP
Punk
11/19/2021
  17.50
USD
SS 3

STOOL SAMPLE
MENTORS - HOUSES OF THE HORNY

Houses of the Horny is a gem. Houses was the last Mentors album to feature the stellar supertalent, El Duce. Produced by Steve Broy (aka Dr. Heathen Scum, Mentors' bassist) in 1994, this album was professionally recorded and released only on cassette and sold only at shows and through the Mentors' fan club mail order. Out of print since the mid-'90's, Houses of the Horny has achieved legendary status. Broy has retained all of the original Digital Audio Tape (DAT). The mixes were remastered by Shawn Franklin, Mentors' recording engineer. Len and Jacob Horowitz of History of Recorded Sound mastered Franklin's version down to acetate for vinyl. For this vinyl release, Stool Sample Records used the Horowitz acetate to produce 500 copies on translucent purple vinyl. The package includes liner notes for each song, narrated by Steve Broy. As always, Mentors relaeases contain X-Rated lyrical content and should be kept away from children. Key Selling Points: Houses of the Horny has only been offered on cassette up to now. Limited run colored vinyl will likely become collectible for the band's large following Band continues to tour the Los Angeles area as well as the West Coast

TRACKLISTING:  01. WINE HER, DINE HER, AND 69 HER 02. SPLIT THE SQUARE 03. MASTURBATION ILLNESS 04. KINGS OF SLEAZE 05. SERVICE ME OR BE SMACKED 06. IN AND OUT OF YOU 07. FRESH OFF THE VINE 08. FAG BASHER
LP
Punk
05/07/2021
  20.00
USD
SS 5

STOOL SAMPLE
MENTORS - ROCK BIBLE

Rock Bible is a gem. The year was 1990. The Mentors had no label as they had recently been kicked off of Metal Blade/Death Records due to El Duce urinating on the CEO's desk. True story! The band needed a cassette to sell on tour with Ministry and Revolting Cocks. The recordings were done on an 8-track Tascam tape recorder at the legendary Honey Davis's studio in the heart of Hollywood. Broy has retained all of the original analog tapes. The mixes were remastered by Shawn Franklin, Mentors' recording engineer. Direct metal mastering was used to create the stampers. This is the Mentors' White Album, if you will. Steve Broy had many songs, including a drum solo by El Duce, that had never been released from these famous sessions. Broy and Stool Sample Records decided to release Rock Bible as a double LP. The first LP is the original cassette material. The second LP is the bonus material and outtakes, which include banter and talkback between the band and Honey Davis. The package includes liner notes for each song, narrated by Steve Broy. As always, Mentors releases contain X-Rated lyrical content and should be kept away from children. ROCK BIBLE has only been offered on cassette & CD up to now. Limited run of 500 colored vinyl will likely become collectible for the band's large following.

TRACKLISTING:  01. CONSTANTLY JACKIN' 02. SIT ON MY FACE AND SQUIRM 03. SEXUAL FANTASIES 04. HILLJACK HEAVEN 05. CHICKS AND DICKS 06. TURN YOU INTO A LESBIAN 07. PANHANDLER 08. MY DAUGHTER IS A STRAWBERRY 09. CARDBOARD CONDOMINIUM 10. JUMP THROUGH THE HOOPS DISC #2: 01. DO AS I SAY 02. HURRY UP AND DIE 03. LOWER THE ROPE 04. WHO WILL MY NEXT VICTIM? 05. MILLION DOLLAR HIGH 06. T-BIRD MAMA 07. MIDNIGHT MISTRESS 08. RIDING GRANDMA HOME 09. VULTURE OF LOVE 10. MY WOMAN PAYS FOR MY HIGH
2xLP
Punk
03/10/2023
  33.00
USD
MRV 1

MENTORS RECORDS
MENTORS - TO THE MAX "LIVE"

Recorded in 1992 in Cleveland, Ohio, To the Max "Live" is the first official Mentors live album to be released in decades. Eldon Hoke (El Duce) is still on drums, vocals, and "potty-mouthed" interludes between songs. The band is tight and the recording is exemplary. Own a piece of Mentors and El Duce history. Limited to 500 pressed on black vinyl.

TRACKLISTING:  01. SEWAGE WORKER 02. GOLDEN SHOWERS 03. WHEN YOU'RE HORNY, YOU'RE HORNY 04. DONKEY DICK 05. SEX SLAVE 06. ALL WOMEN ARE INSANE 07. FORTY OUNCER 08. SANDWHICH OF LOVE
LP
Punk
08/05/2017
  20.00
USD